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Fuck your cat, Schrodinger

Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:27:12 GMT

http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20227044.200-avoid-a-future-cataclysm-forget-the-past.html

In which more credence is lent to 42 being The Answer and anything is possible ... if we just forget.

Jason Lytle - Flying thru Canyons on Myspace.

Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:27:49 GMT

Too busy! Kids! Work! Wife! Kids! Beer! FUCK HEALTH. I will delete that post as soon as I figure out how! Oh yes I will! I just wanted to post and say that everyone needs to go here and listen to Jason Lytle's latest from his forthcoming Sew Low Owl Bum. He's the dude from that band that does the The Strokes covers.

Do it! Now! Go!

Relax.

Jesus.

In all honesty. My health blog. Day 1.

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:02:15 GMT

Set up a Health blog which is located HERE so I don't fuck up the DC Conspiracy RSS feed.

7 Fresh Alternatives to the Stale SDCC Photoblog

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:59:39 GMT

1. Be a Jedi. Don't blog it. That means in any manner shape or form. Just go ... be. (Highly recommended)

2. Go, take pictures, print them, show your friends if they ask. Store in attic until someone actually cares.

3. Novel idea: take one picture. Even throw it up on your blog or website. and talk about it. Get into the nuts and bolts of why this pic is so awesome. Instead of the boring old webpage of infinite pics and captions with stuff like, "Me and Warren Ellis" "This is me and Warren Ellis; he who has braved the airborne illnesses of people massed together like rats to join us. I even wore my I Hate It Here tee that I bought back in 1997 that I thought that I'd lost but I didn't and found it just in time for the convention. It's always been my dream to take a picture of me and Warren and now that dream has come true. My next dream involves him doing horrible things to me with his cane."

4. Reinvigorate the fine art of writing in the bathroom stall with cleverness. Caveat: don't write, "Who's Watching the Watchers?" That's just retarded.

5. Invite me next time so I don't get jealous and make the first blog post in like 2 months about how little I want to see your SDCC photoblog.

6. If you really do insist on going to the SDCC and then taking seven hundred flickr pages of pics, try to capture the life of the convention, not the douchebags wearing superhero outfits b/c they're already on everyone else's blog already. Trust me. We see the same asswipes dressed as the Joker and the Batman every year on every blog doing a mock fight in the lobby. Nobody needs to see that. I want to see the look on the face of Joe Comicbook Goob as he finally finds Ed Brubaker's original Captain America notebook, and then the utter dismay of how much it costs and then the slow, wistful turn away down the long row of back issue boxes and taunting plastic wraps.

7. Spend your time at SDCC with the single intention of banging a Wonder Woman. It doesn't matter if she looks more like Thunder Woman b/c your only goal is to bang it out with a Wonder Woman. Hopefully, your subsequent photoblog will consist of pics of Wonder Women, then a brief courtship at the bar, and then a morning after pic as she ties you up with her lasso of Truth and compells you never, ever tell.

Me without other people

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 16:54:42 GMT

Tuesday, June 17, 2008
(11:54 AM) Kevin Huff: crispy chicken
(11:55 AM) Kevin Huff: bleh not my thing
(11:55 AM) Kevin Huff: hear about javon walker?
(11:55 AM) Kevin Huff: found beaten and unconscious
(12:30 PM) Kevin Huff: yeah, s'ok.
(12:31 PM) Kevin Huff: will get RB next time
(12:49 PM) Kevin Huff: ?
(12:49 PM) Kevin Huff: i don't get it
(12:49 PM) Kevin Huff: hahaha
(12:50 PM) Kevin Huff: is she hot?

DC police to seal of neighborhoods

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:48:57 GMT

This could get interesting.

So, crime is up, way up. It's so bad the police chief had to come back from vacation early to see what's up. boohoo. Oh and due to budget constraints she's had to cut their OT pay and yet is asking them to work more hours.

But anyway, her latest initiative, with full support of the mayor, is straight out of Orwell. Starting next week, with the Trinidad neighborhood, police will set up checkpoints and seal of the neighborhood forcing people to present ID cards, etc etc etc.

What's ridiculous about this is that officers have already FLOODED the hot zones. They're literally hearing the crimes (shootings) as they're happening, they just happen to be like a block away or something.

Empathetic Astronomy

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:46:38 GMT

http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2008/06/astronomers-sug.html

"... those civilizations ... that inhabit star systems that lie close to the plane of the Earth's orbit around the sun will be the most motivated to send communications signals toward Earth because those civilizations will surely have detected our annual transit across the face of the sun, telling them that Earth lies in a habitable zone, where liquid water is stable. Through spectroscopic analysis of our atmosphere, they will know that Earth likely bears life."

Oh.

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:59:08 GMT

The Radiohead Concert at Nissan Pavillion

Tue, 13 May 2008 16:03:17 GMT

OK, so since forever, Radiohead has been one of my favorite bands of all time. I'm not ashamed. I saw them a few years ago at Merriweather Post in Maryland and then I saw them Sunday at Nissan.

I've been waiting for my phone to dry out so I could see the screen to upload these awesome pix:

you can almost see something in the above pic!

some more stuff

If you look really closely I think there's a perfect circle in the blurriness which is strange and wasn't what I was trying to take a picture of at all but it's there and it's a sign.

I think my phone was in night vision mode here as that's just way too dark and green. I don't know what button I pushed to get it into that mode but I hope I never accidentally go to that mode again b/c you can't see anything in that picture.

If anyone else went to the concert and had like, a camera with resolution better than this, which shouldn't be too hard, feel free to post em up.

Art Photog of Li Wei

Sat, 19 Apr 2008 05:10:34 GMT

totally not linkjacked.