Too busy! Kids! Work! Wife! Kids! Beer! FUCK HEALTH. I will delete that post as soon as I figure out how! Oh yes I will! I just wanted to post and say that everyone needs to go here and listen to Jason Lytle's latest from his forthcoming Sew Low Owl Bum. He's the dude from that band that does the The Strokes covers.

Do it! Now! Go!

Relax.

Jesus.

1. Be a Jedi. Don't blog it. That means in any manner shape or form. Just go ... be. (Highly recommended)

2. Go, take pictures, print them, show your friends if they ask. Store in attic until someone actually cares.

3. Novel idea: take one picture. Even throw it up on your blog or website. and talk about it. Get into the nuts and bolts of why this pic is so awesome. Instead of the boring old webpage of infinite pics and captions with stuff like, "Me and Warren Ellis" "This is me and Warren Ellis; he who has braved the airborne illnesses of people massed together like rats to join us. I even wore my I Hate It Here tee that I bought back in 1997 that I thought that I'd lost but I didn't and found it just in time for the convention. It's always been my dream to take a picture of me and Warren and now that dream has come true. My next dream involves him doing horrible things to me with his cane."

4. Reinvigorate the fine art of writing in the bathroom stall with cleverness. Caveat: don't write, "Who's Watching the Watchers?" That's just retarded.

5. Invite me next time so I don't get jealous and make the first blog post in like 2 months about how little I want to see your SDCC photoblog.

6. If you really do insist on going to the SDCC and then taking seven hundred flickr pages of pics, try to capture the life of the convention, not the douchebags wearing superhero outfits b/c they're already on everyone else's blog already. Trust me. We see the same asswipes dressed as the Joker and the Batman every year on every blog doing a mock fight in the lobby. Nobody needs to see that. I want to see the look on the face of Joe Comicbook Goob as he finally finds Ed Brubaker's original Captain America notebook, and then the utter dismay of how much it costs and then the slow, wistful turn away down the long row of back issue boxes and taunting plastic wraps.

7. Spend your time at SDCC with the single intention of banging a Wonder Woman. It doesn't matter if she looks more like Thunder Woman b/c your only goal is to bang it out with a Wonder Woman. Hopefully, your subsequent photoblog will consist of pics of Wonder Women, then a brief courtship at the bar, and then a morning after pic as she ties you up with her lasso of Truth and compells you never, ever tell.